Y’all remember that Suntan lotion song? NO, not the Adam Sandler version. The one that offered advice. Anyone? Well, I’m gonna offer my thoughts, advice, whatever ya wanna call it today, this 13th day of November, two thousand and six. Enjoy….. If you buy 30 tortilla’s for only 95 cents be aware that there is a reason they
are only 95 cents. 75% of the people that get off of Freeway 94W onto the
Hennepin/Lyndale exit are idiots, drive wisely. Cheese is overrated and should
be celebrated. The first time she gives you that “look” should never be forgotten. That look that makes you fall in love for the first time all over again. It makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. Priceless. The =w=eezer self titled “Blue” album slowly seeps through your pores and into your thoughts and emotions like water through a paper towl. You soon become saturated with musical and lyrical genious. ALWAYS remember where you came from and be proud of that. Never overlook a good conversation and cup of coffee. Love should be something that everybody gets to experience in their lifetime. Next time you see someone looking down and in the dumps, all they might need is a smile and a “hello.” Try it sometime. If you are an avid cyclist, I highly recommend you try a 24 hour solo mt. bike race. Clip your toenails and fingernails on a regular basis. People watching is more fun then you may think it is. Anytime you think that you’re gonna explode from stress, just take a deep breath, drink some Squirt, and tell yourself “Woah dude, it could be much worse.” Bush jumping while intoxicated is hilarious to watch, a trip to do, and a good laugh to see the next day(photos). Don’t overestimate the satisfaction of a tasty, icy cold, beer. I’ll leave it at that. Ta Ta folks. Ciao
Weekly quote – “Common sense is the collection of prejudices aquired by the age eighteen” -Albert Einstein
